If you think Shebugs are strictly gold-digging man-poachers, think again. Potentates also qualify as Shebugs.
You will find the complete array of these Queen Bees exposed in their full glory in ‘Shebug: Dissecting the Gold Digger’, under Corporate Creepers.
One such Shebug basks in the limelight 24/7, showing off her glossy trout lips and botox-filled, surgically enhanced visage. Naturally, it helps immensely when you control a nation’s media and every angle of the camera...
Widow Cristina Kirchner rules Argentina from a pink palace. Just like her president husband before her, she creatively finds new ways of milking the already anorexic cow for more money.
She hates the US. Her best buddy is Chavez. She gives stipends to young girls to bear children. She restricts travelling Argentines to spending $30 a day, and extracts a 15% tax on every item bought overseas - but earmarks $68,000 to cover the expenses of those accompanying her to the Middle East on the presidential plane.
But there are good things about her. Cristina will grant a person their fifteen minutes of fame - so long as they do not object to public defamation. She disbanded the military to avoid a coup: in a machista republic, it pays to be cunning.
Cristina is a good mother. She makes sure that her twenty-one year old daughter lives in the lap of luxury in a fabulous Park Avenue penthouse in Manhattan. She also has no qualms about cutting the rescue helicopter queue should her son so much as twist his ankle out in the Pampas. This mama has her priorities very clear.
A feminist, she insists on calling herself Presidenta, though grammatically incorrecto. She also does her best to speak languages other than ‘Porkies’. As you will see in the video, Cristina does her very best to speak English. Bless her.