I
have just returned from the fertile Pampas where the dreaded Shebug breed grows
as abundantly as Argentine soya.
Here
is the latest scenario jamming the airwaves and hogging the press in Buenos
Aires…
Guillermina
Valdés, girlfriend of TV personality, Tinelli, gets moved to his Ex-Girlfriend
List after four months. This equates
to being seated in Siberia in a top restaurant. Ouch!
The
cause of the split? A Swedish ‘model’, who up until last month, was dating an
ex-football player from Racing. But when a torrid video of her got out, she
rapidly reassured that her sporty squeeze is not the jealous type.
Either
the moral-free Scandinavian has zero understanding of the stereotypical
Latin male, or she charges a pretty peso. By the hour. And tax-free.
Guillermina,
also a model, qualifies as pretty despite the scalpel sculpted face and rapacious trout- mouth. The thirty-four year old divorcée, and mother, assured the press that there were no hard feelings about her break-up with Tinelli, and that all
is fine and serene under the sultry skies of Buenos Aires.
The
paparazzi have stayed close to the blonde. But one pap just hit the jackpot
when he photographed Guillermina getting into her car before setting off with
her children.
As
you can imagine, the poor darling is mortified. Suddenly, her (bare) derriere
has taken over Pippa’s. No small feat.
Indignant,
humiliated and hurt beyond words, her texts and charged responses to the press
re-iterate her total shock to the photo in question that currently has the entire nation in a
tizzy.
Cheeky
move? You decide.